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From NOFX's album: Coaster

I^,ll throw a pie in the face of piety
I^,ll torch a torah right off a bridge
I am a reverend of irreverence
I^,m a shill for any sacrilege
I understand that faith in a deity
Helps the masses who are having hard times
But blasphemy like prostitution
Are clearly victimless crimes
Blasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ the blackest Jew
Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy
I^,m an unbeliever, I^,m a heretic
I^,m gonna projectile puke off a pew
I^,m a trouble making immature imp
I^,m gonna turn your other cheek for you
I understand we all need something to believe in
I believe I^,ll never be given wings and
I^,m sorry if it^,s up there cuz I didn^,t think
A song was gonna hurt its feelings
Blasphemy, speaking deadpan
Apparently this god has got a master plan
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Now they call foul, pure heresy
But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B?
Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna
Jesus, different name same story
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory
My position hasn^,t been occulted
It can never be more overstated
My intelligence has been insulted
So my tongue lashes out in defense
Anything that is your holy or sacred
I^,m gonna desecrate and use in jest
But you^,ll never hear a crack about Mohammed
Cuz I don^,t wanna get shot in the chest
Blasphemy, isn^,t this fun
Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun
Blasphemy, want some more?
Mother Mary, the virgin whore
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