Lily Allen – Alfie Lyrics  Share

From Lily Allen's album: Alright, Still

Ooooo deary me,
My little brother^,s in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up cos it^,s nearly half past three
He can^,t be bothered cos he^,s high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he^,d like a cup of tea,
I can^,t even see him cos the room is so smoky,
Don^,t understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.

[Chorus]
Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there^,s no need to swear,
Please don^,t despair my dear Mon frere.

Ooooo Alfie get up it^,s a brand new day,
I just can sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
[ Alfie lyrics from
http://www.musiclyricsnow.net/l/lily-allen/alfie/ ]
Surely there^,s some walls out there that you can go and spray,
I^,m feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you^,ll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

[Chorus]

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
I^,m trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.
It^,s time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.

[Chorus]

Please don^,t despair
Please don^,t despair
Mon frere
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