Jay-Z – 99 Problems Lyrics  Share

From Jay-Z's album: The Black Album

If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain^,t one
I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket^,s closed
Rap critics that say he^,s "Money, Cash, Hoes"
I^,m from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes
You^,d celebrate the minute you was havin dough
I^,m like fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don^,t like my lyrics, you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don^,t play they show
they don^,t play my hits - well I don^,t give a shit, SO!
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give ^,em more cash for ads, fuckers!
I don^,t know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I^,m from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain^,t dumb
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain^,t one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain^,t one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain^,t one - hit me!

The year is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the motherfuckin law
Got two choices y^,all, pull over the car or (hmm)
bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain^,t tryin to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road
"Son do you know why I^,m stoppin you for?"
Cause I^,m young and I^,m black and my hat^,s real low
Or do I look like a mindreader sir? I don^,t know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo^,?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four;
license and registration and step out of the car -
are you carryin a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are"
I ain^,t steppin out of shit, all my papers legit
"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon^, need a warrant for that
"Aren^,t you sharp as a tack! You should try out
for lawyer or somethin, somebody important or somethin"
Child I ain^,t passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won^,t illegally search my shit
"Well we^,ll see how smart you are when the canine comes"
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I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain^,t one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain^,t one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain^,t one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain^,t one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain^,t one - hit me!

Now once upon a time, not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strongarm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God damn sense, try an^, push me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Lord
Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn^,t bust a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing that^,s gon^, happen is I^,ma get to clappin and
he and his boys gon^, be yappin to the Captain
And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat again
Back through the system with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, scratchin again
Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin them
D.A. try to give a nigga shaft again
Half a mill^, for bail cause I^,m African
All because this fool was harassin them
Tryin to play the boy like he^,s saccharin
But ain^,t nuttin sweet bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems B and a bitch ain^,t one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain^,t one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain^,t one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain^,t one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain^,t one - hit me!

.. Whoo! Whoo! Uh, uh
Havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain^,t one, ha ha!
You crazy for this one Rick! It^,s your boy!
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