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From Insane Clown Posse's album: Bizzar

In order for one to metamorphises from ones inner-self being projected out into the astral plane, and to rematerialize into an inanimate object, or another living organism for that matter, is entirely and absolutley an impossible. However,

If I was your TV, I^,d be like, "look at me"
If I was a shooting star, I^,d be like "Shhh...ping!"
If I was a fat bitches thong, I^,d be like "Hell naw!"
If I was a hotties thong, I^,d be like "Aww"
If I was a cuss word, I^,d just be like "Fuck"
If I was a rock on the moon, I^,d be chillin like "Sup?"
If I was a butthole, I^,d just be an exit
If I was the D.O.C, I^,d be like "Man, this is bullshit"
If I was your tires on your car, I^,d be like "Yeeerrrrrr!"
If I was the bumper on your car, I^,d be like "Ow fuck!"
If I was a ballon, I^,d be like "Pap!! Psshh..."
If I was Mellisa Milano, I^,d be fuckin Joe Bruce
If I was a radio DJ, I^,d probably say "The Point, 103"
If I was a richy ass bitch, I^,d be like "Um, okay"
If I was Spin magizine, I^,d put a mirror on the cover, and be like "Fuck us, and all our readers, even this motherfucker"
If I was your mental stress, I^,d be catching up
If I was your headaches, everynow and then I^,d be like "Thuuuuump"
And if I was your tounge, I^,d be hating your teeth, I^,d be like "Oww! Why you alway bite me, everytime we try to eat?"
If I was a chair, I^,d be like "Sit here"
And if I was Kid Rock, I^,d cut my feathered wolf hair
If I was your muffler, I^,d be like "Shh, quietly"
And if I was a price tag, I^,d be like, "You ain^,t buyin me"
If I was a fresh DJ, I^,d be like ......
If I was Jam Master J, I^,d be like .....
If I was a cheap clock radio, I^,d be like "Ffffff (tune that mother fucker in)
If I was Berry White, I^,d be like "What up ya^,ll?"
If I was a nipple in the cold, I^,d be like (Boing)
If I was your dead uncle, I^,d be like.....
If I was a raindrop, I^,d just be like ....
And if I had an axe and your neck, I might say "Chop!"

If I was, if I was, but I^,ll never be
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If I was, if I was, but I^,ll never be
If I was, if I was, but I^,ll never be
If I was, if I was, but I^,ll never be
If I was, if I was, but you^,re killing me
If I was, if I was, but you^,re killing me
If I was, if I was, but I^,ll never be
If I was, if I was, but I^,ll never be

If I was a Faygo at one of our shows,
I^,d fly through the air, into an ocean of juggalos
If I was Andre the Giant, "This is how I^,d be like"
If I was Father MC, I^,d be like "Now, what happend?"
If I was a mirror, I^,d find another mirror, and look each other dead in the face, crystal clear
If I was a slider, I^,d slide out your butt, I^,d be floatin in your toilet, looking at you like "whut?"
If I was a pilot, I^,d be like "Traffic control"
If I was John Denver, I^,d be like "Nooooo!"
If I was a switch, I^,d be like "Flick me"
If I was a london cop car, I^,d be like "Weee Wooo Weee Wooo"
If I was Chewbacca, I^,d get me a fresh ass fade
If I was Vanilla Ice, I^,d be like "Fuck ya^,ll, I^,m still paid"
If I was a stop sign, I^,d just be like "Stop"
If I was your wooden leg, I^,d still be given you the hip hop

If I was, if I was, but I^,ll never be
If I was, if I was, but I^,ll never be
If I was, if I was, but I^,ll never be
If I was, if I was, but I^,ll never be
If I was, if I was, but you^,re killing me
If I was, if I was, but you^,re killing me
If I was, if I was, but I^,ll never be
If I was, if I was, but I^,ll never be
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