Frank Zappa – Muffin Man Lyrics  Share

From Frank Zappa's album: Bongo Fury

The Muffin Man is seated at the table
In the laboratory of the Utility Muffin
Research Kitchen . . .
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
He gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants
And brushing his scapular aside
Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt. . .
He turns to us and speaks:
"Some people like cupcakes better. I for one
Care less for them!"
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot
of a fully charged icing anointment utensil
He pools forth a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk yuk.
let^,s try that again . . .!)
He pools forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin
[ Muffin Man lyrics from
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of his own design.
Later he says: "Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively,
While I myself say there is naughl nor ought there be
Nothing so exalted on the faceof God^,s grey earth
As that prince of foods . . . The Muffin!"

Girl you thoughl he was a man
Bul he was a muffin
He hung around lill you found
That he didn^,t know nuthin^,
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin^,
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin^,
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