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From Frank Zappa's album: Over-Nite Sensation

[backing vocals Tina Turner & The Ikettes]

I might be movin^, to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental Floss

Raisin^, it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
That I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn^,t
Have no boss,
But I^,d be raisin^, my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin^, my lonely
Dental Floss

Well I just might grow me some bees
But I^,d leave the sweet stuff
To somebody else . . . but then, on the other hand I would

Keep the wax
^,N melt it down
Pluck some Floss
^,N swish it aroun^,

I^,d have me a crop
An^, it^,d be on top (that^,s why I^,m movin^, to Montana)

Movin^, to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)
Movin^, to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

I^,m pluckin^, the ol^,
Dennil Floss
That^,s growin^, on the prairie
Pluckin^, the floss!
I plucked all day an^, all nite an^, all
Afternoon . . .

I^,m ridin^, a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He^,s a good hoss
Even though
He^,s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He^,s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way

I^,m pluckin^, the ol^,
Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don^,t care if you think it^,s silly, folks
I don^,t care if you think it^,s silly, folks

I^,m gonna find me a horse
Just about this big,
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An^, ride him all along the border line

With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand

By myself I wouldn^,t
Have no boss,
But I^,d be raisin^, my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin^, my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin^, my lonely
Dental Floss

Well I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin^,
In the moon-lighty night

And then I^,d
Get a cuppa cawfee
^,N give my foot a push . . .
Just me ^,n the pygmy pony
Over by the Dennil Floss Bush

^,N then I might just
Jump back on
An^, ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana

Movin^, to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin^, to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin^, to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin^, to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin^, to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin^, to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin^, to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin^, to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin^, to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin^, to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin^, to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin^, to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
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