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200 Motels by Frank Zappa
200 Motels by Frank Zappa
An album by Frank Zappa. 200 Motels was released in 200.• A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
• Centerville
• Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
• Dance Of The Just Plain Folks
• Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers
• Dental Hygiene Dilemma
• Dew On The Newts We Got
• Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
• Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
• I'm Stealing The Towels
• Janet's Big Dance Number
• Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
• Lonesome Cowboy Burt
• Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude
• Magic Fingers
• Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
• Mysterioso
• Mystery Roach
• Penis Dimension
• Redneck Eats
• Semifraudulent / Directfromhollywood Overture
• She Painted Up Her Face
• Shove It Right In
• Strictly Genteel
• The Finale
• The Girl's Dream
• The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
• The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
• The Sealed Tuna Bolero
• This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue)
• This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (reprise)
• Touring Can Make You Crazy
• Tuna Fish Promenade
• What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
• Would You Like A Snack?
• Magic Fingers
• Strictly Genteel
Frank Zappa – Lonesome Cowboy Burt Lyrics 
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My name is Burtram
I am a redneck
All my friends,
They call me ,Burt,
(Hi, Burt!)
All my family,
From down in Texas
Make their livin,
Diggin, dirt
Come out here to Californy,
Just to find me
Some pretty girls
Ones I seen
Gets me so horny;
Ruby lips,
,N teeth like pearls!
Wanna love ,em all!
Wanna love ,em dearly!
Wanna pretty girl-
I,ll even pay!
I,ll buy ,em furs!
I,ll buy ,em jewelry!
I know they like me;
Here,s what I say:
I,m lonesome Cowboy Burt!
(Speakin, atcha!)
Come smell my fringe-y shirt!
(Reekin, atcha!)
My cowboy pants,
My cowboy dance,
My bold advance,
On this here waitress . . .
Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey
Yodel-oh-oo-pee!
(He,s lonesome Cowboy Burt
Don,tcha get his feelings hurt)
Come on in this place,
,N I,ll buy you a taste,
You can sit on my face-
Where,s my waitress?
Burtram, Burtram redneck
Burtram, Burtram redneck
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I,m an awful nice guy!
Sweat all day in the sun!
Roofer by trade,
Quite a bundle I,ve made,
I,m unionized roofin, old
Son-of-a-gun!
(He,s a unionized roofin, old
Son-of-a-gun!)
When I get off, I get plastered
Drink till I fall onna floor,
Find me some Communist bastard,
,N stomp on his face till he don,t
Move no more!
(He stomps on his face till he don,t
Move no more!)
I fuss, an, I cuss an, I keep on drinkin,,
Till my eyes puff up an, turn red!
I drool on m,shirt,
I see if he,s hurt,
Kick him again in the head, yes!
Kick him again in the head, boys!
Kick him again in the head, now!
KICK HIM AGAIN IN THE HEAD!
Lonesome Cowboy Burt!
(Speakin, atcha!)
Come smell my fringe-y shirt!
(Reekin, atcha!)
My cowboy pants,
My cowboy dance,
My bold advance,
On this here waitress . . .
Yodel-oh-oo-pee-yeh
Yodel-oh-oo-pee!
(HE,S LONESOME COWBOY BURT,
A-don,tcha get his feelin,s hurt)
Yeah . . . but come on in this place,
An, I,ll buy you a taste,
,N you can sit on my face-
Where,s my waitress?
OPAL, YOU HOT LITTLE BITCH!
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