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From Frank Zappa's album: The Lost Episodes

[Don Van Vliet vocals]

I^,m a band leader. Not only can I drink a whole lot, but I play 23 different instruments too and I don^,t even know how to read music. Self-taught, you know. Couldn^,t tell it, though, to hear me play. When I play and sway in rhythm to the catchy little tunes that I know all the girls for five miles around get hot pants for me, hotcha!

Last night was pretty good for a Wednesday. We got ten requests for, we got "Bill Bailey," and we played them all and we got seven people came up for the twist contest. I gave away a box with two small bottles of champagne imported from Europe, heh, and kissed the girl who won and shook hands with the guy she was with. He didn^,t mind when I kissed her because I^,m important.

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We have a new routine. Been working on it for three weeks or more. I pretend I^,m a queer and the sax player pretends he^,s a queer, too, and later on in the show -this^,ll kill ya-, we kiss each other so that it looks to the audience like we kiss each other on the mouth, heh. When we go . . . into a fast number, GOD, the people love it! Wait till we get to Las Vegas!

(Ha-heh-heh)
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