Frank Zappa – The Illinois Enema Bandit Lyrics  Share

From Frank Zappa's album: Zappa In New York

The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he^,s on the loose
I heard he^,s on the loose
Lord, the pitiful screams
Of all them college-educated women . . .
Boy, he^,d just be tyin^{, ,}em up
(They^,d be all bound down!)
Just be pumpin^, every one of ^,em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin^, every one of ^,em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice

(repeat)

The Illinois Enema Bandit ! heard it on the news !
I heard it on the news
Bloomington Illinois ... he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin^, around there
From farm to farm
Got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his arm
Lookin^, for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump

(repeat)

The Illinois Enema Bandit
Some day he^,ll have to pay
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Some day he^,ll have to pay
The police will say, "You^,re under arrest!"
And the judge would have him for a special guest
The D.A. will order a secret test
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
Then they^,ll put out a call for the jury folks
And the judge would say, "No poo-poo jokesl"
Then they^,ll drag in the bandit for all to see,
Saying "Don^,t nobody have no sympathy . . .
HOT SOAPY WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!"
And the Bandit might say, "Why is everbody always pickin^, on me?"

WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
One girl shout: "Let the Bandit be!"

BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY?
TELL ME, WHAT^,S YOUR PLEA?
Another girl shout; "Let fhe friend go free!"

ARE YOU GUILTY?
BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS?
"he Bandit say, "It must be just what they all needs . . ^,,
etc. repeat
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