Frank Zappa – He's So Gay Lyrics  Share

From Frank Zappa's album: Thing-Fish

[includes a quote from Do You Really Want To Hurt Me (Hay/Moss/Craig/O^,Dowd)]

[FZ synclavier
Arthur Barrow synth bass programming
Chad Wackerman drums]

Ensemble:
(singing)

He^,s so gay
(He^,s so gay)
He^,s very very gay
He^,s so gay
(He^,s gay)

Brown Moses:

Yes, he is
I guess he likes it
Yeah

Ensemble:

And he likes to be that way
With his keys on the right

Brown Moses:

Uh-huh

Ensemble:

He^,s into rubber every night

Brown Moses:

Into . . . into rubber?
Wha . . . the boy^,s into rubber every night!

Ensemble:

He^,s so gay
He^,s so gay

Brown Moses:

Oh, my goodness
Whoo . . .

Ensemble:

He^,s ALMOST EVERYONE TODAY

He^,s okay
He^,s okay

Brown Moses:

Yeah, that^,s what they say

Ensemble:

He^,s got a role he wants to play

Brown Moses:

Aww . . . look, have you ever SMELLED rubber?

Ensemble:

He^,s okay
He^,s okay

Brown Moses:

I guess it^,s okay, l-look at his woman, yeah . . .
I-I guess it^,s all right

Ensemble:

He^,s just a cowboy for a day

Brown Moses:

Mm-hmm

Ensemble:

Of course, his evening^,s not complete

Brown Moses:

Uh-huh

Ensemble:

Without some meat in the seat;

Brown Moses:

Don^,t tell me that

Ensemble:

Let^,s skate away
Down Santa Monica today
(Well well well)

Maybe he wants a little spanking

Brown Moses:

Uh . . . a spanking?

Ensemble:

Maybe he^,ll eat a little chain

Brown Moses:

Uh . . . well, eat the chain

Ensemble:

Maybe his lover should be thanking him

Brown Moses:

Uh-huh

Ensemble:

For the way he makes it sprinkle

Brown Moses:

Wait a minute . . .
Wh . . .

Ensemble:

Into drops of GOLDEN RAIN

Brown Moses:

M . . . makin^, into rai . . . ?
Oh no!
[ He's So Gay lyrics from
http://www.musiclyricsnow.net/f/frank-zappa/hes-so-gay/ ]
What is the problem?
Uh-oh
UHH-OHh

Ensemble:

He^,s so gay
He^,s so gay

Brown Moses:

Yeah, that^,s what it is

Ensemble:

He rules the city in a way

Brown Moses:

Ohh boy . . .

Ensemble:

You could say
(You could say)

Brown Moses:

Wha . . . what could ya say?

Ensemble:

It^,s sorta different today

Brown Moses:

I agree

Ensemble:

All the taffeta and chintz

Brown Moses:

Uh . . . ^,least the boy ain^,t gonna reproduce hisself again

Ensemble:

And every Leather Boy^,s a PRINCE

Brown Moses:

Uh-huh

Ensemble:

Hey hey hey!

Brown Moses:

Hey hey hey . . .

Ensemble:

Please don^,t look the other way

You could be just like him
TOMORROW!

Brown Moses:

Hoooo, that^,s shockin^,!

Ensemble:

Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah

Brown Moses:

Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh
Ooof!

Ensemble:

Maybe you^,ll get a chance

Brown Moses:

I^,m telling ya

Ensemble:

To borrow
(Borrow)

Brown Moses:

What I^,m a borrow?

Ensemble:

His bouquet

Brown Moses:

No way!

Ensemble:

And maybe later . . .

Brown Moses:

Don^,t you tell me this

Ensemble:

MAYBE LATER

Brown Moses:

I said don^,t you tell me this!

Ensemble:

We^,ll ALL BE
GAY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

Brown Moses:

No! No! No!
Oh, gay . . .

Ensemble:

DO YOU REALLY WANNA HURT ME?

Brown Moses:

You just did!

FZ:

MOO-AHHH!
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