Frank Zappa – Dancin' Fool Lyrics  Share

From Frank Zappa's album: Sheik Yerbouti

FZ: I don^,t know much about dancin^,
That^,s why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
^,N^, both my feet^,s too long
^,Course now right along with ^,em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin^, every night
Hopin^, one day I might get it right
I^,m a
FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: I^,m a
FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: I^,m a
FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: I^,m a
FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: I hear that beat. I jump outta my seat
But I can^,t compete, ^,cause I^,m a
FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: I^,m a
FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: The disco folks all dressed up
Like they^,s fit to kill
I walk on in ^,n^, see ^,em there
Gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin^,
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide, I^,m a
FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: I^,m av FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: I^,m a
FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: I^,m a
FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: The beat goes on, and I^,m so wrong
Band: (Rong)
FZ: The beat goes on, and I^,m so wrong
Band: (Rong)
FZ: The beat goes on, and I^,m so wrong
Band: (Rong)
FZ: The beat goes on, and I^,m so wrong
Band: (Wrong)
FZ: The beat goes on ^,n^, I^,m so wrong
The beat goes on ^,n^, I^,m so wrong
FZ & Band: The beat goes on ^,n^, I^,m so wrong
The beat goes on ^,n^, I^,m so wrong
FZ: I may be totally wrong, but I^,m a
FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: I may be totally wrong, but I^,m a
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FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt^,s half open just t^,show you my chain
And the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin^,

That^,s what you^,d probably say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away, I^,m a
FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: I^,m a
FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: I^,m a
FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: I^,m a
FZ & Band: Dancin^, fool
FZ: He^,s a Dancin^, Fool
FZ & Band: I may be totally wrong but I^,m a
I may be totally wrong but I^,m a
I may be totally wrong but I^,m a
I may be totally wrong but I^,m a FOOL
FZ: Yeah.
Say darlin^,. Can I buy ya a drink?
Are you lookin^, for Mr. Goodbar?
You look like you^,re looking for Mr. Goodbar.
Wait a minute. I^,ve got it. You^,re an Italian!
Yer Jewish? Love your nails. What sign are you?
Girl Audient #1: Pisces. Pisces!
FZ: Oh, you like the water? Where^,s that little bag?
Wait, I can^,t sign all these things right now.
I gotta sing a,
I gotta sing a show. Whose was this? Ok.
FZ: Hi. How ya doin^,? Come up here.
It^,s my little friend from TV. Hi!
Girl Audient #2: Hi!
FZ: Okay. Lets do, Lets do it again. Just like we were on television. Ready?
Are you looking for Mister Goodbar?
Girl Audient #2: Yup
FZ: Wait a minute. I got it. You must be an Italian!
Girl Audient #2: No.
FZ: Yer Jewish? Love your nails. You must be a Libra.
No, what sign are you really?
Girl #2: Scorpio
FZ: A Scorpeeeeyo-oh. My goodness.
Your place or mine?
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