Frank Zappa – Clowns On Velvet Lyrics  Share

From Frank Zappa's album: Thing-Fish

[Basic track:
The Ritz, NYC
November 17, 1981

Steve Vai guitar
Ray White guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards, sax
Scott Thunes bass
Ed Mann percussion
Chad Wackerman drums]

Thing-Fish:
[ Clowns On Velvet lyrics from
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(contd.)

Thass right, folks! We talkin^, de hypocritical Jeezis-jerknuh parodise dey call LAS VAGRUS NEVADRUH!

QUENTIN done booked in fo some clandestine recreatium wit a semi-deflateable ^,woman of easy virtue^, . . . (since dat be ^,bouts de onliest kinda bitch be able to tolerate de muthafucker^,s hair spray!)

Bein^, jes^, like most de other nasty cocksuckers in de Video-Religium Industry, QUENTIN know a good thing when he see one, an dis ugly rubber waitress look to him like a dream come true . . . specially since his TV WIFE, OPAL, be in de next room drinkin^, Jack Daniels ^,n puttin^, de hurts on some ignint bell-boy.

^,Ventchlly when all de plookin^{, ,}n thrashin^, be done wif, de bell-boy (who turn out to be de illejiminit son o^, de video preacher) gwine take a job at a gas statium in New Jersey . . . an^, de blow-up dolly gwine come to life and fall in love wit de junior wimp who^,s gettin^, ready to appear over in de corner deahhh.

Les^, meet de lil^, cocksucker now, while he^,s still young . . . ^,cause, ^,fo y^,all knows it, he be reachin^, adulthood and marry some bitch name RHONDA . . . ^,n, by dat time, he gwine become what dey call an OVER-EDUCATED SHIT-HEAD!
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