Frank Zappa – Agency Man Lyrics  Share

From Frank Zappa's album: Ahead Of Their Time

Sell us a president, agency man
Smiling Big Brother, stern father perhaps
Sell us a president, agency man
A gay smiling nothing we know never craps

Let^,s try California,
(Pay us first before we do it!)
We^,ll get a smilin^, nazi
And march him right on through
Rent a baby
Kiss a baby
Ladies in for tea

And here^,s a bunch of speeches
We^,ll toss ^,em in for free

Sell us a president, agency man
Smiling Big Brother, stern father perhaps
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Sell us a president, agency man
A gay smiling nothing we know never craps

We^,ll sell him in the movies
On the tube throughout the year
We^,ll sell him by the buckets
To the Okies drinking beer
We^,ll teach him how to walk and talk
We^,ll putty up his chin
We^,ll print his picture everywhere
Of course the SCHMUCK will win

From the heart of old Death Valley
To the ruling of our land
A simple trick, you simple pigs
Just the way we planned
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