Bloodhound Gang – Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny Lyrics  Share

From Bloodhound Gang's album: One Fierce Beer Coaster

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
Well now you^,re seeing me but soon I^,ll have you seeing God,
Cause girl I^,ll get you panting like you^,re Pavlov^,s dog,
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
But baby your black box is the one that I found,
I^,ll give you the gift that keeps on givin^, it won^,t cost you any money,
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny.

So down I go like I^,m 2000 Flushes,
I can tell I^,m doing something right by the way that she blushes,
She^,s one that^,s speechless, I^,m the one that^,s tongue tied,
She^,s thinking holy mackerel I^,m thinking tuna on the side,
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino^,s nose,
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Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes,
Yeah I^,m snorkeling for clams and it doesn^,t matter if I wanna be,
Don^,t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny.

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry^,s ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty,
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry^,s ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty.
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