Barenaked Ladies – Never Do Anything Lyrics  Share

From Barenaked Ladies's album: Maroon

Wiped out down the stairs
I^,ll bet you there^,s a song in there
I^,m not sure I^,m prepared to write it down
That guy should be me
I^,d look much better on t.v.
Then the world would see
That I can do anything

I can be that
But soon you^,ll see that
I will never do anything

Let^,s play tic tac toe
I^,ll play X, you can be the O.
Thoughts of turning pro
Have crossed my mind
I could make a mint
Fill my pockets with more than lint
I^,ll give you a hint
It involves the "internet"

I can be that
But soon you^,ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you^,ll see that
I will never do anything

Don^,t write me off as an also ran
Just mark me down as an angry man
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Got a big chip, you want a fat lip?
How ^,bout a mouthful of Chiclets?
Life passed me by, but it^,s not my fault
I^,ll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt?
I can be that, but soon you^,ll see that
I will never do anything

If I were the king
All my subjects they would dance and sing
They could kiss my ring
And kiss my ass
When I^,m old and grey
I^,ll look back on my life and say
"Give me one more day,
And I^,ll still never do anything."

I can be that
but soon you^,ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you^,ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you^,ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you^,ll see that
I will never do anything
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