Barenaked Ladies – I Know Lyrics  Share

From Barenaked Ladies's album: Born On A Pirate Ship

Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson

I know why I like you
it^,s cause of your clothing and your haircut
and ^,cause you^,re racist.
I have a match; your face,
My asking you questions you can^,t answer.
You want to box me?

Our world works in a weird way
I^,ve heard them say a man with a beard may
frighten children or dogs but a moustache scares me more.

I know why you bite me
it^,s cause of your instincts and your canines
and ^,cause I kicked you.
I have a bone to pick;
Please go on the paper and fetch me my slippers
and stop meowing.

Man^,s best friend wags his tail and
bares his teeth to the man with the mail and
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though he^,s frightened of thunder he never goes to war.

Tell me what^,s the circumstance of circumcision?
And what goes in my daughter^,s pants is whose decision?
I^,ve seen the facts of inter-race relations,
of see-through slacks, of cyber-masturbation;
if a hundred monkeys each could get their own show,
Perhaps one day a chimp might say
"You have faith, you just need to use it sayeth the Lord"

I know why I like you
it^,s cause of your sandals and your supper
and ^,cause you^,re Jesus
I have a match; your Dad, my dad has
your picture right next to your mother^,s
and one of Charo

They hold hands up in heaven.
And they say that their son^,s name is Kevin
But I read in a book somewhere that his name is Jack...
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