Barenaked Ladies – Careless Lyrics  Share

From Barenaked Ladies's album: Buck Naked

I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball
It^,s not so much the game I like, it^,s the hats

Ed, Do you see this black band ^,round my neck? (oohh yeah)
It^,s not just fashion (oh really?)
Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn^,t care less, what^,s in a chocolate mousse?
I couldn^,t care less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice?
I couldn^,t care less, how old are Ernie and Bert?
I couldn^,t care less, where does Barney Rubble work?

Well Shaggy said to Velma, "Hey now, Velma, how ya doin^,?"
And Velma said, "Geesh, Shag, I^,m just fine."

And Daphne said to Fred, "Hey let^,s get drunk down in the forest."
And all night Fred was yackin^, up red wine

I couldn^,t care less, why was Fonzie cool?
I couldn^,t care less, are the sweat hogs still in school?
I couldn^,t care less, how do they fill the caramel bar?
I couldn^,t care less, if my car says the door is ajar?
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Well I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, Snake, or Kenneth
^,Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals
When I grow up I^,ll name my children Alice, Albert, and Alfred (really cool names)
I^,ll call them for supper like this: "Dinner^,s ready, Als!"

I couldn^,t care less, what Morton Downey says?
I couldn^,t care less, what^,s on the head of my Pez?
I couldn^,t care less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper?
I couldn^,t care less, why^,s the Super Big Gulp cheaper?

I couldn^,t care less, what^,s in a chocolate mousse? (ground-up antlers)
I couldn^,t care less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice?
(apples, cheese, broccoli...)
I couldn^,t care less, how old are Ernie and Bert? (they^,re like four or something..)
I couldn^,t care less, where does Barney Rubble work? (nobody knows!)

I couldn^,t care less, why was Fonzie cool?
I couldn^,t care less, are the sweat hogs still in school?
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