Asher Roth – Cartoon Chick Lyrics  Share

From Asher Roth's album: The Greenhouse Effect

THE CANNON!

"Yo Ash"

What^,s up man?

"If you could have any Cartoon chick, who would it be?"

Ha, It^,s funny you ask that...

ASHER ROTH:
Right off the bat I^,d have Jessica Rabbit
Cuz she^,s the baddest, I love those taties
Yea that chest pressed, an that red dress
And I^,m obsessed yes, with red heads
So Ariel, wold get it in the shower
To Beauty with Beast, Effile Tower
I^,d take Jasmine on a magic carpet ride, and then I^,d ride her carpet until I made her fly
And Cinderalla^,s better than the Step-Sisters
Gives the best head and is the best kisser
Unless of course she forgot the glass slippers
The Fairy Godmother is the one to give the dick to.
Mulan^,s k**** is oh-so-sweet
Wake Sleeping Beauty up when I get her in the sheets
I f***ed with Snow White cuz I heard she was a freak
Yo forget Hugh Heff I^,m rollin^, with Disney

If you f***ed a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
[ Cartoon Chick lyrics from
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If you could f*** a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick
Cuz if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn^,t blow up your phone
I don^,t need a Cartoon Chick, I can just stroll on home

I^,d Scooby Doo Daffney while Beatty Boo watched
Tell Judy Jetson, "you can get on top"
Yea of course I^,d do Wilma, but Beatty^,s mad hot
Not Fred Flinstone, but I^,ll make ya bed rock
I f***s Ion Flucks and Rogue from X-Men And maybe Rayma Rite cuz i heard she was a lesbien
Smurff Ed forget it cu of my rude feddish
So that includes Marsh Simpson to get it.

If you f***ed a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
If you could f*** a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick
Cuz if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn^,t blow up your phone
I don^,t need a Cartoon Chick, I can just stroll on home

If you f***ed a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
If you could f*** a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick
Cuz if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn^,t blow up your phone
I don^,t need a Cartoon Chick, I can just stroll on home

Yo dave you know who else i^,d do? Lois Griffiin
You ever seen that episode where she was just in, I think nothin^, in that picture, woh

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