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From Asher Roth's album: The Greenhouse Effect

DJ CANNON:
Holla At Me!

ASHER ROTH:
Yo, Cannon!
What would this mixtape be, if I didn^,t get on the one beat
That everbody gets on? (DRAMATIC!)
You know I had to, dog...

You know the world^,s gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (The CANNON!)

You know the world^,s gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon?

DJ CANNON:
Alright... Now if you really feel like that, Keep going!
I don^,t know what else to tell you, Go in!

ASHER ROTH:
Yo, Cannon!
What would this mixtape be, if I didn^,t get on the one beat
That everbody gets on? (I don^,t know, homie!)
You know I had to, dog... (STEPS BACK!)

You know the world^,s gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non (GET EM!)
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (CANNON!)

Aww, God Damn-it,
That^,s the last straw, can^,t stand it
You all must be reprimanded
Spank that fan-ny, Man-ny
So uncanny, Ginobli flow left-handed

Yes, I am a fan of Da-kota Fanning,
and I Am Sam, out-standing!
My Sean Penn-manship is fan-cy,
yeah, my rhe-to-ric is dan-dy
I circumvent my words (TRENDSETTER!)
And vent for the burbs,
[ Cannon lyrics from
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I have emerged Ad Ven-ti,
Dos a?os, vamos, pronto, let^,s go,
Her lip gloss tastes like can-dy

Got more jazz than Jerry Sloan,
Pizzazz and swagg alone,
I have a bigger head that that of Barry Bonds;
Y^,all eat scraps, I eat (SALMON!)
With fresh fruit, covered in (DANNON!)
If Da Boy had a boy with Brad Pitt in Troy,
Then out from the loins, I^,d be born;
If Jason Bourne was to record and join forces with Zack Morris,
They^,d form my performance

Beats and rhymes fornicate, form greatness,
Like, "Let^,s face it...He^,s so amazing!"
Yeah, with Lasiks, he still can^,t ace my eye exam,
Naw, man, let^,s try again;
I^,ve got lungs like Iron Man,
I hit the bong, while you must extend your dia-phragm
But, let^,s get higher, man;
I gotta a brand new strand that I got out in Ire-land
from a wild, frantic Irish-man,
Who said his name was (SHANNON!)

Higgins, Killians, and a pint of Guiness,
and I ain^,t gon stop ^,till I^,m finished;
^,Till I learn Yiddish, or find a little kid who likes spinach
Can^,t nobody beat me in Quidditch
Not any widditch, spidditch, wits, I^,m sick wit^, it,
Riddi-dick, my spit game is vicious

This is
Never did shit for my im-age;
College kid is where I found my niche, SNITCH!
Tell the whole world I^,m the shit, Un-
Tell the whole world on my dick, then
Hell yeah, word, I^,ll be rich, and
I^,ll buy the whole world Sega Genesis
Spittin^, lint to come,
Hell yeah, I got a (CANNON!)
See me on the streets, take a pick with yo^, cannon
Then get it lami-nated, frame it, save it,
cuz in a couple days, I^,ll be famous

Then you can say, Holy Shit, there he is! That^,s the kid!
I forget what his name is...starts with an ^,A^,, ends with a ^,Sher^,.
Bringing hip-hop into the burbs

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