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From Asher Roth's album: Asleep In The Bread Aisle

And it just keeps going
And it just keeps...

So I^,m in the airport getting ready to leave
Heading to a friends wedding in the NYC
But my head has been spinning I^,m forgetting to eat,
All this jet setting has really been getting to me.
It^,s already 11:20 and I^,m ready to sleep
But instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat,
An isle seat, fine by me
But the guy that^,s insides always trying to pee.
With a wild child behind that^,s crying and keeps
Flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams
So I silently plead "Oh God, please
Let there be a honey sitting 27B"
But of course a morbidly obese beast
Is in the seat that wheezes when it breathes
The guy that^,s in D is at least three deep
And he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees
Everything best shorter just need water
But for a bottle they charge two dollars
And when I thought that it couldn^,t be worse, I forgot my iPod.

I^,m having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I^,m having a bad day.

And it just keeps going
And it just keeps... [x2]

So four hours of turbulence, we land when I^,m about to turd my pants,
But the captain is seat belt fastened.
So my ass is just passin gas
And at last I escape when I^,m minutes away from clinically insane.
I make my way towards baggage claim
When I hear a high pitched voice scream my name.
Some dumb bitch I went to high school with
While shes sweating shes telling me she likes my shit
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I just smile and think how great it would be
If I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep.
So I pick up my LL Bean
And b line for the next taxi.
In need of weed and boxer briefs
But my bags only got maxis.

I^,m having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I^,m having a bad day.

And it just keeps going
And it just keeps... [x2]

I check into my hotel room
And I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
Tell him I moved and I need some water and food
And I^,m probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
But the tube has no HBO
So anything I want yo I^,m paying fo^,
But I^,m lame and broke so
I^,m laying in a robe watching that Little People Big World show
Right then there^,s a knock at the door,
It^,s my last hope for a Spanish whore
Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis
"Hi, I^,ve lost my cat, have you seen it? "

Jesus, this day is the worst,
At least I can give me a little jerk and then go to sleep
Healthy and diseaseless I guess it could be worse but I^,m just

Having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I^,m having a bad day.

And it just keeps going
And it just keeps... [x2]
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