Arctic Monkeys – Teddy Picker Lyrics  Share

From Arctic Monkeys's album: Favourite Worst Nightmare

Despair to the point till they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be scene/seen
Staring at the television screen

Despair to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry sunshine it doesn^,t exist
It wasn^,t in the top 100 list

And it^,s the thousandth time and it^,s even bolder,
Don^,t be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it

She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn^,t what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D^,you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D^,you reckon that they make ^,em take an oath?
That says "we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around"
[ Teddy Picker lyrics from
http://www.musiclyricsnow.net/a/arctic-monkeys/teddy-picker/ ]

When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you^,re bothered, I don^,t want your prayers
Save it for the morning after

And it^,s the thousandth time and it^,s even bolder,
Don^,t be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it

Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you^,re getting thicker
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you^,re getting thicker

Asuming that all things are equal,
Who^,d want to be men of the people
When there^,s people like you?
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