Alanis Morissette – On The Tequila Lyrics  Share

From Alanis Morissette's album: Flavors Of Entanglement

Bring on the Tequila, oh
I^,m fire on Tequila, oh

My friends and I meet hours before
We make some home-made pizza
We do some funny bits back and forth
My knees buckle, I laugh so hard
We might end three sheets to wind
And who knows where we^,ll wind up
All I know is there^,s a car waiting
And we^,ll figure that out after

I have to keep my eye on my old friend from high school
We^,ve known each other for the longest time
She has trouble with her limits, so to speak
She can hoist a really good kick in the butt when she^,s excited
She doesn^,t do it so much anymore
^,Cause we^,re all on to her

Bring on the Tequila, oh
I^,m fire on Tequila, oh
Hostess most on Tequila, oh
Bestest friends on Tequila, oh

Then there^,s my other pretty friend from high school
The predator in me is put to shame by the predator in her
And now I^,ve reeled it in
It^,ll be interesting to see how much she^,s done as well
Then there^,s my friend from Chigago
God, do I love all people from Chicago?
All ready to light up the barbeque
And be harping on debauchery

Bring on the Tequila, oh
I^,m fire on Tequila, oh
Hostess most on Tequila, oh
Bestest friends on Tequila, oh

[ On The Tequila lyrics from
http://www.musiclyricsnow.net/a/alanis-morissette/on-tequila/ ]
Then there^,s my Canadian friend
What a fabulous mom she^,s become!
She^,s been tortured in this sense for the last many of months
For obvious reasons
She was like, "hey, where was this part of you when I wasn^,t pregnant?"
I laughed and did a shot in her honor
As I conversed with her belly

Bring on the Tequila, oh
I^,m fire on Tequila, oh
Hostess most on Tequila, oh
Bestest friends on Tequila, oh

Then there^,s my Cupid friend
She sure knows how to dress, that one
She^,s a wise and worldly girl
But you gotta watch that medication
My favorite beverage is taken to a whole other level on it
I^,m not worried about her, I^,ll coast around the room
While I trust she^,ll temper

My brother came to visit me
And now he^,s used to hanging with me and cracking up
But he had no idea about my built up tolerance
No idea about how manipulative I^,ve become
I would seruptitiously put it in front of him without him asking
In a pretty little shot glass
His smirk and cackle would only egg me on

Bring on the Tequila, oh
I^,m fire on Tequila, oh
Hostess most on Tequila, oh
Bestest friends on Tequila, oh

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