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So-Called Chaos by Alanis Morissette
An album by Alanis Morissette. So-Called Chaos was released in 2004.
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Eight Easy Steps
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Knees Of My Bees
Not All Me
Out Is Through
Socalled Chaos
Spineless
This Grudge

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From Alanis Morissette's album: So-Called Chaos

How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
How to defer to men in solveable predicaments
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
How to have that not work and have them run away from you

How to keep people at arms length and never get too close
How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most
How to pretend you,re fine and don,t need help from anyone
How to feel worthless unless you,re serving or helping someone

[Chorus:]
I,ll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
A course of a lifetime you,ll never forget
I,ll show you how to in 8 easy steps
I,ll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best

How to hate women when you,re supposed to be a feminist
How to play all pious when you,re really a hypocrite
How to hate god when you,re a player and a spiritualist
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How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success

[Chorus]

I,ve been doing research for years
I,ve been practicing my ass off
I,ve been training my whole life for this moment I swear to you
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you

[Chorus]

How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
How to keep smiling when you,re thinking of killing yourself
How to numb a la holic to avoid going within
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything

[Chorus]
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morissette: a fiesty and intelligent continuation of the more public conversation that the TIME magazine cover sparked. http://t.co/hlrxx6HGWed, 23 May 2012 00:22:29 +0000
morissette: wrote and recorded this song a year ago today with guy sigsworth for my and Souleye's first year anniversary... http://t.co/5JlXWPGnTue, 22 May 2012 20:15:53 +0000
morissette: In case you missed it, check out Alanis’ performance of her new song “Guardian” last week on Dancing With The Stars http://t.co/ydvKI1ojTue, 22 May 2012 02:25:00 +0000
morissette: Don't miss Alanis' interview and performance of her new song "Guardian" on the Ellen Show tomorrow afternoon! http://t.co/dpxmQW6iTue, 22 May 2012 00:45:17 +0000
morissette: Check out Alanis' performance of her new song "Guardian" last night on Dancing With The Stars - http://t.co/LwDAQFiiThu, 17 May 2012 00:35:42 +0000
morissette: Backstage at Dancing With The Stars. Jason Orme, Julian Coryell, me, Mike Farrell, Victor Indrizzo, Cedric Lemoyne http://t.co/mnco5AOSWed, 16 May 2012 18:24:41 +0000
morissette: Tune in to http://t.co/4IEJiaX2 tomorrow at 3pm PST / 6pm EST to hear Alanis' interview on "Shadow Talk with @Debbie_Ford"Wed, 16 May 2012 17:30:51 +0000
morissette: excited to share this song with you... may tender attunement, fierce protection and the safeguarding of freedom reign! http://t.co/qFFK4iQYWed, 16 May 2012 01:38:23 +0000
morissette: Alanis' new single "Guardian" is now available on @iTunesmusic - http://t.co/gBNAeLtzTue, 15 May 2012 21:13:24 +0000
morissette: Alanis will be performing her new single "Guardian" tonight on Dancing With The Stars on ABC at 9pm EST / 8pm CST http://t.co/TZQ0ZNAZTue, 15 May 2012 18:19:45 +0000
morissette: excited to share this song with you... may tender attunement, fierce protection and the safeguarding of freedom reign! http://t.co/gBNAeLtzTue, 15 May 2012 04:23:06 +0000
morissette: Here's the lyric video for "Guardian", which will be part of the album "Havoc and Bright Lights" coming out in August http://t.co/BM4OgXYSFri, 11 May 2012 16:09:42 +0000
morissette: The full lyric video for Alanis' new song "Guardian" is being premiered today on Metrolyrics http://t.co/glkTBnWYThu, 10 May 2012 14:46:22 +0000
morissette: Preview a short clip of Alanis' lyric video for her song "Guardian" here, and check back tomorrow for the full video! http://t.co/cMFfJMJmWed, 09 May 2012 16:58:57 +0000
morissette: Here are the lyrics for Alanis’ song, “Guardian” from her new record “Havoc and Bright Lights” coming out in August http://t.co/3ZTUGr5JTue, 08 May 2012 17:09:16 +0000
morissette: I donated a song "Magical Child" to the Starbucks @EveryMomCounts CD. $8 from every CD goes to #maternalhealth programs http://t.co/3aG5YErbTue, 08 May 2012 02:22:10 +0000
morissette: @tangledupinbluu Congrats on winning the signed harmonica! Send your name/address to alanismorissettedigital@gmail.com to claim your prize.Fri, 04 May 2012 23:52:37 +0000
morissette: Alanis' new album to be released in August 2012! RT for a chance to win an autographed harmonica #HavocAndBrightLights http://t.co/H4StXeJpThu, 03 May 2012 00:46:19 +0000
morissette: super excited to share some first pieces of art info with you each today... let the fun games begin :) x x http://t.co/Y05JbTxUWed, 02 May 2012 14:50:49 +0000
morissette: woke up this morning and my heart skipped a couple of beats for what i’m going to be sharing with you all... http://t.co/ZJCV2WNITue, 01 May 2012 21:00:45 +0000