Aimee Mann – Calling It Quits Lyrics  Share

From Aimee Mann's album: Bachelor No. 2

He^,s a serious Mister
shake his hand and he^,ll twist your arm
with monopoly money
we^,ll be buying the funny farm
So I^,ll do flips,
and get paid in chips
from a diamond as big as the Ritz--
then I^,m calling it quits

Eyes the color of candy
lies to cover the handicap
though your slippers are ruby
you^,ll be led to the booby trap
And there^,s no prize,
just a smaller size
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so I^,m wearing the shoe til it fits--
then I^,m calling it quits

Now he^,s numbering himself among the masterminds
cause he^,s hit upon the leverage of valentines
lifting dialogue from Judy Garland storylines
where get-tough girls turn into goldmines

But oh, those polaroid babies
taking chances with rabies
happy to tear me to bits--
well, I^,m calling it quits
Yes, I^,m calling it quits.
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